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[intro]
D | D D
D | D D

[verse]
Well it was just

D      A   G
5 guys on a night out
Bm                   G        G
Looks like they could box your lights out
D   A     G
Insatiable hunger
Bm                      G               G
Looking for the one they could take home right now

D           A      G
They're all getting salty
Bm                         G        G
Wanna be sonic, but they're just not fast enough
D        A   G
Wanna be that Mac Daddy
         Bm                G        G
But this Game of Thrones is just too tough


[bridge]
    Em                      A
You can't be the king if you taste like shit
    D                  Bm
The other 4 guys don't mind a bit

          Em                  A
And these Randy Bo Bandy's are so demanding
D                       Bm
Knock that pat flat but I'm still standing

Em                        A
Wendy's just another silly girl I knew
          D                 Bm
But those days are all long gone

   G                                  G                A
If you were right the first time then how could you be wrong?


[chorus]
           D        G
Oh, you're 23 years old now
Bm                 G
Stick with what you know
    D                 G                   Bm               A
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
         D               G            A                Bm
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies
            G                             A
I want that bacon cheeseburger with those damn good fries


[instrumental]
D   | A G
Bm | G

D   | A G
Bm | G


[verse]
Well I was just

D       A    G
Feeling kinda greasy
Bm              G     G
Backstreet feels kinda sleazy
D        A     G
Prices hiked as high as your tights
      Bm             G       G
And I can't help just feeling queasy

D     N.C.
Thank God it's Friday
     Bm               G
Said nobody ever as we all flew out the door
D         A     G
Acting up like a dairy queen and a
Bm                 G       G
size queen's always wanting more


[bridge]
Em            A
KFC? More like JFC
D                     Bm
I wanna try something new to me

Em                 A
In with excitement, out with scoff
D                       Bm
This disappointment can fudd ruck off

Em                          A
Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack
     D                    Bm
If I die before then of a heart attack

G                                   G              A
If there's never a first time, then how can I come back?


[chorus]
           D        G
Oh, you're 23 years old now
Bm                 G
Stick with what you know
    D                 G                   Bm               A
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
         D               G            A                Bm
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies
            G                             A
I want that bacon cheeseburger with those damn good fries


[instrumental]
D   | A G
Bm | G

D   | A G
Bm | G


[outro]
D
Have your burger however you like
   G                A
No I don't mind, no I don't mind

Bm
I'm just looking for the right one for me
G                         A
Don't care how it long it takes to find

D
                 However you like
   G                A
No I don't mind, no I don't mind

Bm
I know she's the right one for me
G                         A
Takes the stress away from the daily grind

D
                 However you like
   G                A
No I don't mind, no I don't mind

Bm
I'm just looking for the right one for me
G                         A
Don't care how it long it takes to find

D
                 However you like
   G                A
No I don't mind, no I don't mind

Bm
I know she's the right one for me
G                         A
Takes the stress away from the daily grind